Alia Shawkat on Getting Shaved by a Stranger | PARTY LEGENDS

Alia Shawkat tells a story from one of her Hollywood nights.

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Alia Shawkat on Getting Shaved by a Stranger | PARTY LEGENDS

100+ komentarze:

roxyv
roxyv:
TWITTER CONFIRMED IT WAS JOAQUIN PHOENIX
Drew R
Drew R:
I feel like it was James Franco
Danton1990
Danton1990:
A lot of people are going Franco, I'd like to put my money on Shia Laboeuf.
CK
CK:
Joaquin Phoenix makes sense, he seems like the intense, mysterious type who is probably into that lol
aldown
aldown:
The actor must've been a lot older to have doubts about sleeping with a 20 year old.
30 year old Franco would have NO problem banging 20 year old Alia.
Tara Lucent
Tara Lucent:
Joaquin didn't think the steak was funny because he is a vegan.
Sammy Ashour
Sammy Ashour:
The possible perpetrators must be Adrien Brody, Joaquin Phoenix, Michael Fassbender, Jared Leto, James Franco, Johnny Depp, or creepy Sean Penn wildcard.
Jake Jarvi
Jake Jarvi:
"The real you is in there! Just enjoy this!" Shawkat's an amazing storyteller.
Jokanaan
Jokanaan:
Don't know who it is but I'm sure it's not James Franco because she said "nobody knows this guy is a fucking weirdo." Everyone knows James Franco is weird. It's like, his thing.

Also, maybe not the most conventionally attractive superstar because Alia tells her friend she thinks he's cute - as if that's an opinion particular to her, and not a feeling she and her friends all share.
Conor J. Stanton
Conor J. Stanton:
it was definitely Steve Buscemi.
Charry Buckle
Charry Buckle:
It was Michael Cera
bluh gurg
bluh gurg:
JOAQUIN PHOENIX
Jeremy Mullins
Jeremy Mullins:
This video made me realize that I am more traditional than I even thought.
Ethan Ashley
Ethan Ashley:
dude was on coke
yea bruh
yea bruh:
Weirdest story ever. Lol
Figlette
Figlette:
My guess is Jared leto. He was in Mr. Nobody in 2009 and would seem to be the kind of guy who would do something like this. He's also known for being a little irrational at times. Age fits too.
Finkster5
Finkster5:
Yo, the artist/animator for this is totally the guy who does Lucas Bros Moving Co. I thought I recognized his style.
eltedioso
eltedioso:
Was it Dr. Steve Brule?
watermelon
watermelon:
marry me!
Carla Manenti
Carla Manenti:
I wanna know who it is so badly!!!
ThievingFreebies
ThievingFreebies:
"we're just two semi-adults trying to have a weird experience"
TJ Blaidd
TJ Blaidd:
She has Grandma energy
aldown
aldown:
I always thought she was lesbian
TruthAlwaysWins
TruthAlwaysWins:
Gotta be Nicolas Cage.
MTV NEWS
MTV NEWS:
Spoiler: it was Bob Dole
A Crazy Bull
A Crazy Bull:
She is sooooo beautiful!! ^/////^
Enzombie
Enzombie:
I'm guessing Jared Leto
Flat Lives Matter
Flat Lives Matter:
My money's on Jim Carrey
raspycellist
raspycellist:
"This was George Michaels ultimate fantasy."
Tommy Northwood
Tommy Northwood:
And that's when Maybe knew something was a bit off.
Star Rust
Star Rust:
Cary Grant would never.
travis11
travis11:
he was being weird about the sex because he was almost about to go but didnt want to seem like a minute man. hahah i guess it works because she fell for it
Amanda Wilkerson
Amanda Wilkerson:
I love her so much for telling this story.
TheOmar
TheOmar:
haha, man only a girl can get away with, "I really wanna kiss you." and end up with a full on weird freaky hook up.
Caleb Paddack
Caleb Paddack:
Who forgot to bring a mic to an interview?
Riley Stuckey
Riley Stuckey:
5:35 all of the movie posters have the name Cary written on them
Common Sense Through Memes
Common Sense Through Memes:
That's actually one of the funniest jokes ive ever heard
AD Williams
AD Williams:
This was hilarious
Cornelius Palahniuk
Cornelius Palahniuk:
I feel like it is Jason Schwartzman a small reasoning behind my conclusion in 09 Scott Pilgrim was filmed around that time he also was 30 turned 31
Mitchell
Mitchell:
paul giamatti
gaya iyer
gaya iyer:
its Jim Carrey.
lordfarquad420
lordfarquad420:
It has to be Eric Andre
1ring2rule3pigs
1ring2rule3pigs:
Keanu Reeves "Hey, look who it is."
A. Harmon
A. Harmon:
It's Benicio, guys. Apparently there have been rumors of him doing this type of thing for years even before this happened.
Marcus Boyd
Marcus Boyd:
The tune from it's always sunny in Philadelphia
Open the doors to Rapture
Open the doors to Rapture:
Hahahaha shit I laughed my ass off. I like this.
03 KJ
03 KJ:
"That's The Stupidest Joke I've Ever Heard" LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
Casey 3-P-O
Casey 3-P-O:
i think it’s johnny depp. i can totally imagine him being into some weird shower/shaving ritual. think about it.
DannyWilliamH
DannyWilliamH:
Ok, so it has to be a guy that's been on movie posters and older than her but not too much.

I don't think Franco. People in Hollywood - even 20 year olds - know exactly what kind of dude he is. Plus, the biker friends thing, etc.

I'd bet on LeBouf. He'd have biker buddies that wouldn't really be friends but more for show, he's known as a Jekyll and Hyde type of personality, he's older than her but not by much (iirc) and would be on movie posters.

I'd bet on him. If not him it's likely some really unknown, obscure actor type that nobody gives a shit about.
Orb Zorb'ed
Orb Zorb'ed:
James Franco fits the bill but I can't picture him in a hat lol
TheJFrost1117
TheJFrost1117:
That's what I was hoping "shaved by a stranger" meant.
King Doomfist
King Doomfist:
It was Ken Jeong.
Angel lincoln
Angel lincoln:
Jim Carrey
screeem
screeem:
Clearly it was Michael Sera.
Camlawn Man
Camlawn Man:
jared leto or howie mandel.
Alvaroeduardo
Alvaroeduardo:
my $ goes to laboeuf
TheKawaiiFreak
TheKawaiiFreak:
I might be Daniel Bruhl. She said she saw him in movies and on posters all the time in 2009 (when she was 20) Inglorius Bastards was the block buster that year and he fits the description.
John stitt
John stitt:
I have my doubts but I am not ruling out Rupaul.
jacquline Samad
jacquline Samad:
i'm curious to know how old the guy was in her story.
Jim Harris
Jim Harris:
All I know, I wish it was me lol. Love me some Alia Shawkat.
Koji Kaze
Koji Kaze:
I LOVE Party Legends. Hope it gets more seasons!
Cris Martinez
Cris Martinez:
I think its Toby McGuire
L Pie
L Pie:
she's so danged gorgeous
DJWeissman
DJWeissman:
This is such an upsetting story. Like, I laughed the whole time but, holy shit.
PB O
PB O:
Same animators as the people who animated "Necessary Evil" by Unknown Mortal Orchestra, right?! Who are they? I think they're great
Celia Spink
Celia Spink:
Love that they used the same royalty free music as It’s Always Sunny
Janice Shore
Janice Shore:
Gosh I love her.
Renard LeBlanc
Renard LeBlanc:
I just realized I've had a crush on Maeby Funke for the majority of my life, at this point.
Folarin
Folarin:
I bet you it was James Franco
Jen Gildz
Jen Gildz:
I love her so much..I could listen to her talk about Anything...and I'm as straight as they come..but I would be gay for her. Just say
Rob Eaton
Rob Eaton:
Del Toro...?
Adam Gardiner
Adam Gardiner:
OMG the movie posters! Love it.
Itstwirly
Itstwirly:
It’s been 1 year why can’t this get out of my recommend
Brooklyn Schiavo
Brooklyn Schiavo:
Pleaseeee vice make more on this Ive been randomly watching these videos for years & sharing for years I need new content from you lmao
SUMMER S
SUMMER S:
maybe its matthew mcconaughey
Maximillion
Maximillion:
I have confirmed it most certainly was Joaquin Phoenix
Damon Sprite
Damon Sprite:
It could literally be any one on cocaine lol 🤣
the-twisted-samurai
the-twisted-samurai:
I knew it was the Necessary Evil artist! The teeth and the eyes and nose, man.
thebarrochannel
thebarrochannel:
Ashton Kutcher
zach ballard
zach ballard:
The music from it's always sunny is playing in the background of this.
DreadedTHEORY
DreadedTHEORY:
im going with Micheal Pitt. or Jonny Depp
Sekope&Malia
Sekope&Malia:
Wow I cant belive u hooked up with JIM CARRY ....bravo my lady...bravo 👏🙀
pope qtlm
pope qtlm:
it was John C. Riley
luc1d
luc1d:
This chick is straight from the 70s
mcpure90
mcpure90:
I would drink her bath water like I was dying in the desert
fuxk donald trump his daughter a hoe & his mam to
fuxk donald trump his daughter a hoe & his mam to:
thats the funniest joke i ever heard
Humble Servant of The Creator
Humble Servant of The Creator:
Wish it was me... but I'm betting Keanu Reeves or Nicholas Cage, I'm drawing that conclusion based only on the timeline and her impersonation.
Dilushi Prasanna
Dilushi Prasanna:
This is probably my favourite party legends!
thebigmalkowski
thebigmalkowski:
Keanu Reeves.
Hpv Pro
Hpv Pro:
Where's my beeper
Phillip L.
Phillip L.:
It was Simon Cowell
Tellemhow beer
Tellemhow beer:
Straight up! It's George Clooney!
ERIKA DOWDY
ERIKA DOWDY:
Love these stories
urroyalhynus
urroyalhynus:
Damn... Wtf was it!!!!!
Casey Jones
Casey Jones:
It was Steve O.
Jaber
Jaber:
She’s always maybe funke to me 😂
Luke Topolski
Luke Topolski:
Jim Carey
Dewi Lew
Dewi Lew:
I initially thought Shia labeouf...but I realize that it probably isn't. It would likely be someone significantly older than her if he kept stopping and freaking out about her age. Shia is only 3 or 4 years older than her so it just doesn't seem likely.
Squid-Boy
Squid-Boy:
lol the band has two bassists
Chris Oberg
Chris Oberg:
There’s always money in her banana stand