Steam Store - /v/ the Musical V

Made by some /v/irgins (namefag credits at the end of the video)

Lyrics:
"Nothing ever (ever) happened on PC.
Lots of shovelware (ware), bad ports from PS3.
Remember that I said the PC is dead.

Then I installed something new.

Made by valve it was grey and slow and shit,
But it had a page with a bunch of games on it
You can buy your games in the chair you sit,
You don't even need your shoes.

Buying games over internet alone
What is this, some new direct2drive clone?
This'll never work other services have shown,
But I guess I'll have a go

Putting all my info in a box.
No idea that I was in for a new shock.
When the whole thing worked and I got my game.
Even if the download's slow.

This is great, this is great,
Get my games without going out the door.
I'm gettin' (yes I'm) gettin', I'm a gettin' my games
Gettin' my games (steam) game I'm gettin', I'm a gettin' my games
From the (steam) Getting my games from the
Steam game store!

Suddenly I started giving them my trust.
Had a games collection now it's just collecting dust.
Every sort of game, A to Z by name,
And a lot of play for free.

Few years later even bigger than before.
The master racers never stop looking for more.
And all of Valves staff are billionaires for sure.
Steam's a magic money tree.

Now the store is suffering from bloat.
Loads of games and none of them are worth a note.
When you see a game that lets you simulate a goat,
You know good games are rare.

Miles and miles of poorly executed trash.
Seeing early access just another grab for cash.
At this rate we'll see another gaming crash.
It's all just shovelware!

This is great, this is great,
Get my games without going out the door.
I'm gettin' (yes I'm) gettin', I'm a gettin' my games
Gettin' my games (steam) game I'm gettin', I'm a gettin' my games
From the (steam) Getting my games from the
Steam Game store!

I'm gettin' (yeah I'm) gettin', Getting my games from the
Gettin' my games gettin' my games from the
Gettin' my games from the, my games from the
Steam Game store.

Would you look at all this shit...
It's got visual novels, waifu baiters, sexy furries, tile rotators,
Weeby garbage, free to play games, early access with streamer names,
Premade assets, autist friendly, meme based sim games, car assembly,
Aging source mods, trains in stations, mods from skyrim club creation,
Games they made in 1990, games with devs who say they'll fight me,
Devs defence from biodrones, even more survival clones,
Gimmick games with meme reviews, lots of cute girls to abuse,
Nudity you can unlock, games that rip off system shock,
Graphics autists, framerate sperging, market items, prices surging,
Loot in boxes, point and shooty, Arma, Squad, and Call of Duty,
Platforms 2D, platforms 3D, bait nostalgia, quick and easy,
Season pass for DLC, cutscenes made with FMV,
Easy puzzles, bad design, shitty graphics, waste of time,
Small transactions, season passes, games that sell because of asses,
Playerbase is underage, all your teammates whine and rage,
VR games with no sales figures, jsdjfsdjjsdfj FUCK!

This is great, this is great,
Get my games without going out the door
I'm gettin' (yes I'm) gettin', I'm a gettin' my games
Gettin' my games (steam) game I'm gettin', I'm a gettin' my games
From the (steam) Getting my games from the
Steam game store!

I'm gettin' (yeah I'm) gettin', Getting my games from the
Gettin' my games gettin' my games from the
Gettin' my games from the, my games from the
Steam game store

I'm gettin' (yeah I'm) gettin', Getting my games from the
Gettin' my games gettin' my games from the
Gettin' my games from the, my games from the
Steam game store"

Original Song: "Hardware Store - Weird Al"

This took me a really long fucking time to make. You better appreciate it you shitheads.
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64 komentarze:

I eat one in the chamber
I eat one in the chamber:
cringe
JFJ
JFJ:
Good shit George, think you could explain some editing tips? I have AE but don't know what to pursue.
Plutonia
Plutonia:
The quality is *objectively* so high that we have /v/, /vg/ and /tv/ memeing together in the comments without incident.
Titans JoJo
Titans JoJo:
You edited in all that and put in tons of eater eggs on top of it? Incredible.
Blóðstokkinn
Blóðstokkinn:
Highest quality editing on /v/ the musical ever.
ARitz Cracker
ARitz Cracker:
I took, like, 2 hours out of my life to make subtitles for this thing.
ydoomenaud
ydoomenaud:
But anon visual novels aren't games
kaza12345678
kaza12345678:
Has weird al seen this yet?
Joseph Garfield
Joseph Garfield:
This is way better than it should be.
Jebus Matoi
Jebus Matoi:
Two years later and still probably the best video i've seen from /v/tm.
Punished Rustles
Punished Rustles:
(You)
Johnny Green Face
Johnny Green Face:
too much effort and quality for /v/. 0/10
Washboard Man
Washboard Man:
This was an experience.



Like getting chemo.
zilfondel
zilfondel:
Thats an amazing documentary. How did you know so much about my life?
Death Alchemist
Death Alchemist:
Damn this was amazing.
Lukas
Lukas:
The amount of work you spent on this
Nonya Biizwacs
Nonya Biizwacs:
The fact that there exists a parody of Hardware Store makes my heart swell three times. Truly a miracle of shitposting.
Diseasel
Diseasel:
True story.
Joseph Garfield
Joseph Garfield:
Weird Al would be proud.
Aristocles
Aristocles:
2:38 Westworld 2000?! I thought I was the only one who ever played that shitty old game! The lady in the red outfit, she's the old FMV park guide. It really is a terrible game, even for the late 1990s.
Валерий Тащи
Валерий Тащи:
AY YO HOL UP
Why is Anno 2070 under "Bad Design"?
kaza12345678
kaza12345678:
What this a cover of?
iDoujin
iDoujin:
I'm late but one of the best /v/ musicals I've seen. Great job.
6TheBACH
6TheBACH:
Jokes on you, I'm getting my games from Desura.
HexenDarkside
HexenDarkside:
Lyrics, singing, video editing - this is definitely in the top 5 of all /V/ the musical videos.
Troy D
Troy D:
Hey shovel knight would be great even if the graphics were modern.
Touch Fluffy Tail
Touch Fluffy Tail:
With how much shovelware has been cropping up on steam the last two years I wouldn't be surprised if there is eventually another video game crash.. Don't get me wrong I hope there isn't cause that would be terrible, but if it does happen I don't think anyone would be surprised.
Hamza
Hamza:
This is one of my favorite musicals and defenitly the best this year yet (not that a lot came out )
Rudy Memes
Rudy Memes:
I'M HAPPY SOMEONE ADDED THE SUBS NOW I CAN SING ALONG
Mr Lemon
Mr Lemon:
People who buy too much game : ouch relatable
Me with my 2 paid games : Now I'm poor I'm starving please I need food.
Mellow Online1
Mellow Online1:
That is assets used well!
Broccoli Nyu
Broccoli Nyu:
Lyrics: This is great. This is great. Get my games without goin out the door~
Video: *leaves the house for the steam factory*
Urban Meadows
Urban Meadows:
"Aging Source Mods": Zombie Panic: Source. I still play ZPS, I've played at least an hour every day this week! It's even still getting updates, with ZPS 3.0 rolling out now!
Rudy Memes
Rudy Memes:
This one is the best song and MV of the whole series, I love you guys I wish I was as cool as you
Kolpo
Kolpo:
>Love at First Sight
i feel personally attacked
MagicAccent
MagicAccent:
That was amazing.
Max Rei
Max Rei:
A Cringeful Masterpiece <3
That guy from that game
That guy from that game:
We hoped for years that a competitor would show and force Steam to improve further and now we have Epic Games. Careful with what you wish. I only wanted GOG to be more relevant.
Treviath
Treviath:
Holy shit that's good
CosmeFulanito476
CosmeFulanito476:
11/10 bretty good
Rakka
Rakka:
Every year I think "this cannot be topped". I've been proven wrong for the 5th time in a row
Chicote de la acera
Chicote de la acera:
God this is genius. Can you upload a dubbed version man?
kaza12345678
kaza12345678:
Whens the epic store edition
glitch boy studios
glitch boy studios:
a parody of a song by someone who makes parodys
2F4ST4YU0
2F4ST4YU0:
Aim still looking for the steam store link
turntechGodhead
turntechGodhead:
TF2 has tons of furries? Seems like a reason for me to start playing again.
Mathew Haswell
Mathew Haswell:
Needed more lyrics about asset-flips. Set a link to Jim's Steam group, by the way.
Owen Wilson
Owen Wilson:
Anyone else feel nostalgic watching this? World of Warcraft Hardware store song <3
Shadoboy
Shadoboy:
Currently I only have three games in my library: Cuphead, Broforce and Age of Mythology.

I wonder if this means I'm immune to Steam Addiction or if I'm just taking my first step into a clogged library of unplayed games.
Ron Johnson
Ron Johnson:
best one
Crimson
Crimson:
And there is still no search by genre or working by genere tags...
chocoman45
chocoman45:
That Yoo-ka leylee.
Black Brown Blanco
Black Brown Blanco:
how meta is it to parody a weird al song
VG Vets
VG Vets:
gg
Ricky Fajar
Ricky Fajar:
RIP Battleborn
Jon
Jon:
/v/ made something that doesn't make me want to shoot myself? What timeline is this?
Bloody Magpie
Bloody Magpie:
2:09 thank me later or don't
Grade A Content-o
Grade A Content-o:
i think the end would be better if thatcharactewrs you made mad it with the money but they sucked his soul out
TheHasmith99
TheHasmith99:
why is it the censored version though
Thunderblade
Thunderblade:
Good games are VERY r💎re
anthonyorm
anthonyorm:
I didn't know Hardware Store could be even better than it was
lovesashdreams
lovesashdreams:
skrr
Valentina Blair
Valentina Blair:
Good video gerogie boi
Jotaro97
Jotaro97:
sTeam sucks though